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9 Of The World's Silliest Souvenirs (That You Probably Already Own)

The Secret Traveller

Silliest Souvenirs


By The Secret Traveller

You’ll definitely buy one of these. In fact you’ll probably buy several. I know I have. 

When you travel you always picture yourself buying these amazing souvenirs, beautiful pieces that perfectly capture your favourite destination, thoughtful trinkets that you’ll cherish and keep on your shelves for the rest of your life. 

But in reality, you’ll just end up with tacky crap like this. 

1 Traditional Clothing 


You know who looks great in traditional dress, things like lederhosen from Germany, or Thai fisherman pants from Thailand, or matador outfits from Spain, or kimonos from Japan? The people who traditionally wear them. That’s who looks great. You, on the other hand, look like an extra in a really tacky movie. Leave this stuff in the country in which it belongs.  

2 A Dodgy Rug

A Dodgy Rug

A proper Persian or Turkish rug is a thing of beauty, but make no mistake, you’ll have to pay an absolute packet for it. If you go for something cheap and nasty that was pumped out of a factory for a couple of dollars, it’ll look hideous once you get it home. And will probably fall apart within weeks. 

3 Joke T-Shirts

Joke T-shirts

You know the ones. I’m talking about the, “My sister went to London and all I got was this lousy T-shirt” tops. Or the weed-smoking alien from Amsterdam saying, “Take me to your dealer”. These things are the definition of lame. Just get a snow globe (not that that is any better). 

4 A Vuvuzela

A Vuvuzela

Any tourist who goes to South Africa should be searched upon re-entry into their home country to make sure they haven’t brought one of these massively annoying plastic trumpets back with them. They’re the worst things in the world. And if you give one to a child, you deserve a jail term. 

5 Miniature Monuments 

Miniature Monuments

It can be tempting to grab a little model Eiffel Tower, or a Statue of Liberty, or a Big Ben when you’re travelling as a way to preserve the memory. But trust me, these things look cheap and nasty by the time you get them home. Better to just take a photo and leave the rest as a memory.

6 Anything Pope-Related

Vatican And The Pope

You’d be surprised at the amount of Pope-related tack available out there, especially in Rome. You can get Pope calendars, Pope key rings, Pope mugs, Pope badges, Pope aprons… Even Pope bottle openers, which is kind of awesome, but also a bit wrong. Anyway, the bulk of this stuff is tacky in the extreme, and not something you’ll be proud of by the time you get home.  

7 “I Heart…” T-shirts

I Heart T-shirts

Oh, you love NY? And you love Chicago? And Barcelona? And London? Argh! Stop it with these stupid T-shirts. No one cares where you love. 

8 Local Booze

Local Booze

There you are trawling through the shelves at duty free, pondering grabbing a bottle of ouzo from Greece, or raki from Turkey, or pastis from France. Don’t do it. These sorts of drinks are barely tolerable in their homeland – you’ll never dream of touching them back in New Zealand. 

9 Novelty Hats

Novelty Hats

This is very similar to the traditional clothing. A Mexican sombrero, or a French beret, or a fluffy Russian hat, might seem like a hilarious souvenir that you’ll definitely get plenty of use out of back home… But you won’t. Unless you happen to get invited to a silly hat party, in which case you’ll absolutely rock the house. But the chances of that happening are pretty slim. 


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